Ice Cream Sandwiches Continued

I FREAKIN' MISS YOU ALL!!! But I'm having fun. I am going to church tomorrow. It is so awesome. It's like our youth group but triple the size. We sing all the songs we do at home and the Pastor is awesome. It's awesome. I've been saying awesome a lot. You know why? Because here at basic the only words you are allowed to use are:
"yes/no DS"
"at ease!"
"permission to pass formation DS"
"In cadence!"
"Ah-ooh ah-ooh. SPARTANS prepare for glory!"
(and my personal favorite)
DS: "Arbogast, what the h*** are you doing?"
Me: "Standing at attention DS"
DS: "Oh really?"
Me: "Yes DS"
DS: "that's funny because to me it looks like your'e just being a dumb a**."
Me: "That's because I am a dumb a** DS"
DS: "Good job Arbogast. I'm proud to know that the dumb a** is at least smart enough to know it is a dumb a**."
Me: "Thank you DS."
DS: "That was not a compliment and quit thanking your DS Privates! Hey dumb a**?"
Me: "yes DS?"
DS: "Front leaning rest position, MOVE. In cadence."
Me: "In cadence."
DS: "Exercise. 1-2-3-..."
And that's all the talking that we are allowed to do. So with the lack of talking that I am doing my vocabulary is diminishing. So now the only word that I have left to us is "awesome". Lol. Well I'm gonna go to sleep now. Fire guard just came by and got mad cuz I'm still awake. But what ever. I don't like her any way. She is one of those hypocritical drill privates that talk their little booty's off in formation but then the second anyone else starts talking, turns around and tells you to "lock it up". I want to punch her. But whatever. DS doesn't like her either. She is rude. But Jesus loves her. So maybe I'll be nice to her. Maybe. Lol. But for reals, I got to go to bed. I have fire guard for the last shift which means I will be up an hour before everyone else. Blah. =/ To be continued tomorrow...